why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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