i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I wear drunk well.
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