so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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