he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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