If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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