I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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