the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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