And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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