woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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