Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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