I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
only if we run a train.
done.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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