This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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