My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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