i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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