What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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