so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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