i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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