It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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