weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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