I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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