were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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