You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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