also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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