I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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