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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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