I don't think brook has ever known best
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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