I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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