it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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