No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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