i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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