i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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