im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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