when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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