Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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