I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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