handjob tips. give me some.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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