FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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