so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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