I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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