I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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