I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Gay?
German.
Pity.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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