My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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