JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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