meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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