how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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