My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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