Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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