and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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