The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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