Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
