these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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