It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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