# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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