I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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