I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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