Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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