i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
